Craziness ensues

The title of this post is definitely the story of my life. So for this semester I'm living in Kensington apartments. Turns out that I'm in the same ward as my ex-boyfriend, Chris. I didn't even know he was going to be in Idaho this semester so I didn't worry about where I was going to live. Yeah, he's in Idaho, and he's in my ward. Then for devotional I always sit with my roommates, but of course we sit with Chris's roommates too because we're all friends. So Chris and his new girlfriend sit there too. Weird!
I didn't think this could get any worse, but apparently it could. Today Chris's roommate Tyler came over to visit with my FHE brother, Phil. He said that he was going to be my home teacher. I was pretty excited about that because Tyler's a cool guy and not too bad looking. Then he told me the great news:

"Chris is my partner."

I was shocked! I didn't really know what to say to the fact that my ex is going to be my home teacher. How crazy is that. Now I have to talk to him and have friendly conversation with him every month. I just told Tyler that I would be okay with it. But in my head I was thinking, "could life be any crappier?" Life didn't just give me a lemon, but it squirted me in the eye with it!

Birthday!!!

Today is my birthday and I'm twenty years old. I never thought that I would make it this far. Now I'm only one year away from being able to legally drink. Not that I would go out and buy some beer, but just the fact that I would be able to purchase liquor is quite invigorating.

So, I've been watching the U.S. Open on T.V. and I've come to the conclusion that I need to do something with my life before it's too late. There are so many talented youngsters out there that have already accomplished more in twenty years then I will in my entire life time. Take, for example, the Olympic gymnasts. They're only 16 years old and they already have 3 medals! I don't even have one yet! Then there's those darn actors and actresses. They've got their millions before the age of twenty. I only have like 20 bucks! I'm definitely falling behind in this race that they call life.

I've been thinking of some different ways that I could obtain my medals and millions. There's a store up here in Rexburg that sells trophies and what not. I could go buy a medal that looks like a real gold medal and give it to myself. I would feel a little cheap though. So I thought that I would put together a contest and I could win my medal, but being the lazy person I am, I would have to go out and find people to join in on my contest and I would most likely lose anyway. Then I started thinking about how to get a million dollars because my job at stupid Dominoes is just not getting me the money. There's another place up here that I could sell my plasma at, but I could only do that twice a week and I would only get a whole whopping 40 bucks a week. So it would take me way too long and I would probably be dead before I go a million buckaroos. (People don't say buckaroo enough. It's a funny word and needs to be said more often. I think people should say it at least three times a day because it has been so under used these past decades.) The only other way I could think of to get a million dollars was to start robbing banks. Too bad I don't know anything about robbing banks, except for what I know from the movies. Plus, if I did decide to rob a bank I would most likely get caught and end up making a fool of myself on the hit T.V. show Cops.

I have now come to the conclusion that the world is made up of haves and have nots. Apparently, I'm a have not.

Pathetic

So, I had a roommate last semester who had a boyfriend. Big shocker. One night they were talking to each other and Alex said to Tiffany:

"I think I love you."

Then Tiffany told Alex:

"I don't love you."

Anyways, when Tiffany told me the story I couldn't stop laughing and I'm still laughing right now. It's been about 3 weeks and I'm still laughing!